1. They are cool. Very sexy cool.
2. Brian bought his Palm Treo Pro because they were out of Blackberries…and he doesn’t like the keys; it’s buggy; and you have to download apps that come already installed on the iPhone.
3. Brian’s friend Rita got one and he’s very jealous.
4. It will help him be a better Facebooker.
5. It has a Pandora app…no such app exists for the Palm Treo.
6. All the cool kidz are getting them.
7. Brian needs an iPhone to feel more manly. He doesn’t know why this is…but it’s true.
8. Not having one, makes Brian talk in third person about himself. He may be losing his mind.
9. He can use it to listen to Charlotte Indie Radio.
10. They are cool. Very sexy cool.
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